Archive for May, 2015


Posted in Uncategorized on May 6, 2015 by immorticon

– “I once got so drunk that I saw in my mind the entirety of my being condensed into a single QR code.”

“No way. Like a square barcode?”

– “Well, yeah… but it was shaped like Italy.”


Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2015 by immorticon

“What is the sexiest quality a woman can have?”

– “Loyalty. Devotion. Haven’t met a single goddamned one.”

“Maybe you only notice the physically attractive women.”

– “No. Even the ugliest of bitches believe they deserve a Romeo, and even they cheat on their men because they believe they deserve better. There are over 7 billion humans on Earth. The bible says Jesus will save ten thousand. Quite frankly, I find it hard to believe there are ten thousand good people.”

Story of My Life

Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2015 by immorticon

“You’re an emotional child.”

–  “Actions speak louder than words. Who is the one name-calling? Is that really how you treat a child?”

The Prestige

Posted in Uncategorized on May 1, 2015 by immorticon

Physically speaking, seeing your face is the equivalent of seeing a magic trick that isn’t sleight of hand or smoke and mirrors. It’s like seeing a real magic trick. That feeling.