Archive for April, 2015


Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2015 by immorticon

Well I just threw up a lot of potato chips and French onion dip. That was a huge waste of tequila. Ah well, now that my stomach is empty I guess that means I’m up for another shot.


Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2015 by immorticon

A person doesn’t have an aspirin problem, they have a headache problem.

I don’t have an alcohol problem, I have a people problem.


Posted in Uncategorized on April 20, 2015 by immorticon

There is no lesson in a bad relationship other than the person was an undeserving cunt. Table salt is two deadly chemicals combined. Even if you share qualities with another person, those qualities may very well be what make you inert and what make them toxic.


Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2015 by immorticon

120 BPM resting? Doesn’t matter. If my heart doesn’t work as hard as I do; that’s on the universe’s conscience, not mine.

If I Had Children

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2015 by immorticon

“Daddy, why do people die?”

“Because they make themselves inescapable to people who never agreed to be in their life to begin with. It’s human nature to broadcast oneself and to expand physically… but the entire universes cannot belong to one person. Existence is quite a Venn diagram, hence the meek shall inherit the Earth while the loud and belligerent shall inherit an apartment in the upper east side.”


Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2015 by immorticon

You know your diet is questionable when you look at malt liquor like it’s healthy because it’s mostly water. Because hey, you’re drinking a lot of water. That must be healthy.

“You Don’t Love Me”

Posted in Uncategorized on April 4, 2015 by immorticon

Name one person who isn’t family that would go their entire life without fucking another person for you specifically. Name one person who would forego their biology, the very essence of their nature for you. Name one, and even so I will have been doing that for at least a half a decade longer than him. As it stands, you are suck incarnate.